jassanja: (Anita Blake - Shock and Horror)
2010-02-27 12:29 am
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Dear Shakra

We know that in the past 12 months you had to replace both your lead singer as well as your bass player, and that with the lead singer you also lost most of your scantily dressed female fans
Also, airing dirty laundry in the Swiss press isn't the best way to get people to your concerts

So, how to make your remaining fans stay:

- If you have to replace your lead singer for a 4rth time, choose a smaller and less legendary venue then Z7

- Drop all songs from the EVEREST and INFECTED albums, better yet only play songs from the POWER RIDE/RISING HIGH/FALL area

- But most importantly: your new lead singer dosen't need to imitate Johhny Weir twirling through the air. He needs to SING, and singing usually works best if one LEARNS THE FUCKING LYRICS


Your ( slightly shocked but still hopeful) Fanbase